This book is bargain priced from 12/03/2013 until 12/31/2032
This will have you laughing out loud. There are funny poems about amazing animals, freaky food, messy monsters – in fact anything that is unusual, silly or just plain daft that can be fitted into a rhyme. This is definitely not a book to be missed by anyone under the age of 147 years old with a sense of the absurd.
Targeted Age Group: 6 – 12
Book Price: $0.99
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How is Writing In Your Genre Different from Others?
My poems are mostly about everyday things but somehow or other they end up being funny. The illustrations which I’ve done for this book are meant to keep the eye amused while the ear gets a good old tickling.
What Advice Would You Give Aspiring Writers?
Keep a pencil and paper to hand to jot down any ideas that come to you no matter where you are. Try to get your words into as finished state as possible before you show anyone else which will mean a lot of re-writing and scrapping. It is all worthwhile in the end!
I was born at a very early age and decided straight away I was going to grow up. And that is exactly what I did, I got bigger.
One day I went to school. The next day I had to go again and I had to continue for many years in order to keep the teachers in a job. They soon learnt I was hopeless at counting and awful at speling. But at least I learnt the 3 Rs – rite and rong.
I have a castle in Scotland and a medium sized island near Australia and I have a pet leopard and three monkeys. I also have the bad habit of telling boastful fibs.
People often ask me what’s the secret of my success. I’ll tell you: it’s a secret.
What Inspired You to Write Your Book?
My first poems were written for my two neices and it has just taken off from there – now I can’t seem to stop!